(Source: morefunthanb4, via thebootydiaries)
I’m the green face paint
I’m the plot twist
This is such a piece of art
(Source: alexander)
Just an ugly boy with a big heart
(via thebootydiaries)
*comes over to your house* *eats all your food* *leaves*
(Source: studip, via thebootydiaries)
hazmat suit with “JUICY” bedazzled on the ass
(via uhoh-spaghettios)
hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life
(Source: enamoury, via thebootydiaries)
cant get brainwashed if you have. no brain :)
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
kris jenner force feeding me a cyanide tablet
(via meanplastic)
tell ur dogs i said hi ok?
(via ifeel-tabul0us)