(Source: heroinchic, via revelinn0stalgia)
I have a really annoyingly unprofessional teacher that I want to beat with a stick. Not looking forward to seeing her stupid face this Friday. heh.
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?
hot as balls
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what kind of grunge softener do you use
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3 days and only 2 hours of sleep, I want to die.
sext me in mla format
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*holds up dog treat* WHO’S A GOOD BOY?? WHO’S A GOOD BOY? i am. i’m a good boy. *eats dog treat*
(via h-u-m-o-u-r)
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
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It’s not even the second week of school and I’m already going to pull an all-nighter. All for a stupid ass post-card heh.